People will go to extreme lengths to lose weight – outside of the gym. We’ve gotten use to seeing people invent crazy exercises in the weight room, but we are really missing out on seeing what crazy inventions people are using other places. May we present exercise equipment that we consider just plain weird. For all those that believe lifting weights will make you look ridiculous and all.
The Bounce Back Chair
Quoted as being the exercise equipment for The Rest of Us! This thing is the equivalent of sitting on a mini trampoline all day, because your boss will certainly let you move this into your cubicle.
Riding a non-existent horse has never been so fun, or such a workout! Oh and side-note: the cowgirl outfit is actually part of the exercise. What you do with the iGallop after your hoedown exercise is done, is up to you.
WiFi Body Scale
Desperately want to keep all of your Twitter followers in the loop on whether you’re getting fatter or not? Buy this scale and let it automatically tweet your devastating weight gain for you!
Lady Elegance Slimtone Beauty System
See, to remove cellulite with this thing, you got to suction it. Suction it real good, see. Then you gotta roll it. Roll it on out, like this see. And then BOOM, no cellulite on them there pretty legs.
This is used to treat eating disorders by comparing how quickly you’re eating your food to how “normal” people eat theirs. Because comparing oneself to another is the perfect way to combat a disorder that is derived from comparing oneself to another.
This thing literally hulas around while you sit in it “working” your lower back. The key part of losing weight with this thing? The vomiting that the motion sickness causes. Better get the Mandometer ready!
The Neckline Slimmer
Want flat abs, you do crunches. Want thinner thighs, you do ab/adductors. You want a thin neckline, um hello get the neckline slimmer! (none of the aforementioned is true and Spot Me Girl holds no liability for you thinking so)
Sit Fit Exercise Device
SKYMALL coming at you with the best of the best. Flip away from the All Edges Brownie Pan and turn the page to this magical machine that will keep your legs going all day till those quads be poppin’!
The Gazelle Freestyle
Pretty much, you just need to be this man to look super crazy on this thing. Trust us though, 10 minutes on here and you’ll feel like you’re galloping through the open lands of Africa.
Lets just establish that if you own any of these items…please take a video of yourself using it and send it in to us. We’d love to see them all in their glorious, vibrating action!