RUN! 18 Unfortunate Signs You’re Dealing With A F*ckboy

Do not be deceived by physical appearance

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What exactly is a f*ckboy (variant spellings “f*ckboi” and “f*ccboi”)? The f*ckboy has existed all throughout history and continues to evolve. He is basically a cross between a man-slut (more emphasis on slut than man) and a basic bro. Throw in disrespectful tendencies and you got yourself one good-for-nothing f*ckboy. Do not be deceived by physical appearance, ladies. Just like the Pokémon, Ditto, the modern-day f*ckboy comes in many different shapes and sizes. If you think you are being victimized by a f*ckboy, RUN! RUN AS FAST AS YOU CAN FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!

Here Are 18 Signs He’s Probably A F*ckboy:

1. You don’t hear from him ALL day. When two A.M. rolls around, he slides into your inbox with a “You up?” 

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2. His overuse of the following emojis in his Instagram captions and your text conversations is almost nauseating:

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3. His motto is “All bitches be crazy!” He has nothing nice to say about his ex-girlfriends.

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4. His idea of spontaneity is sending unsolicited dick pictures. Oh? It’s three P.M. on a Wednesday, and you’re in a meeting? HAH! Well, girl…SURPRISE!

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5. He blows you off last minute and provides little or no explanation.

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6. The number of women in his life is one giant mystery. You have no idea if those girls who are blowing up his social media are friends or f*ck buddies. When you ask him, he claims that they’re all “just friends.”

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7. He has an extensive repertoire of pick-up lines when Tindering, texting, at the bar, really whenever he has the chance to “flirt”:

  • “You’re a 9/10, and I’m the one you need.”
  • “You have 206 bones in your body. Want one more?”
  • “Your daddy must have been a baker, ’cause you’ve got a nice set of buns.”
  • “Are you a beaver? Cuz dam.”

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8. He’s that drunk asshole at the bar who spills beer all over you and doesn’t apologize or offer to buy you another drink.

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9. He has yet to take you out on a date. Your hang outs have consisted of “Netflix and chill.”

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10. The c-word, homophobic slurs, or “slut” fires out of his mouth like any other word. He uses any of them with zero discretion. 

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11. He reveals every single little sexual detail to his other f*ckboys.

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12. Standard f*ckboy questions and phrases:

  • “We dem boyssss!”
  • “I can’t BELIEVE you don’t trust me!”
  • “Dude, I totally banged her.”
  • “What would you do if I were there with you right now?”
  • “Nudes?”
  • “I’m really not looking for anything serious.”
  • “Are you on your period or something?”
  • “I really don’t know what I want right now.”

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13. His obscenely high Snapchat score forces you to wonder what photos and videos he’s sending/receiving.

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14. He always talks about how he wants to make shitloads of money but has no ambition.

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15. He will ONLY communicate with you via Snapchat or text message. Don’t even bother calling. After ignoring your call, he’ll immediately shoot you a “sup?” text.

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16. He’ll go MIA for three consecutive days. When he finally texts you, he’ll act completely clueless as to why you’re upset. But he always crops up some vague excuse:

    • “Just tryin’ to figure my shit out”
    • “Been super busy with shit”
    • “Needed some me-time”
    • Some technological problem: “My phone died,” “My phone broke,” or “Couldn’t find my phone”
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17. He refers to his group of f*ckboy friends as his “squad.”

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18. The topic of conversation always seems to relate to him. And If you think about it, you’re pretty sure he has never actually asked you, “How was your day?”

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  1. I just hate how these fuckboys are spoiling so many girls’ lives. They should burn up.

  2. you just think you get a good guy but then find out he’s rlly just like every ther guy , my tip of advice to all the girls out there is when he asks if your okay after hurting you say “ f*** you d**khead !!

  3. well idk about this the only thing he matches is he uses 3 of the fuckboy emojis quite a lot

  4. I have a f*ckboy that keeps bothering me. It’s only at night when he texts me and most of the time when I’m either going to sleep or sleeping!

  5. Okay, so there’s a new guy in my school, total package, but my friend, who protects me says, that he’s had a lot of girls, and hates them after the breakup, he said he was a fuckboy. The girls in my class said he’s been checking me out 24/7, don’t blame him 🙂 lmao jk, but fr, I really like him and I don’t know what to do, he seems normal, I think my friend is jealous? Who knows? I need help.

  6. This guy told me that he wasn’t like other guys well guess what? He was😂😂 yea idk I got serious trust issues now… GrEaT

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