36 Things You Want to Say to Your Personal Trainer but Never Will

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There’s nothing quite like the love-hate relationship you have with your personal trainer. You simultaneously feel like he or she is a slave driver and a body-shaping genius. It’s an emotional rollercoaster of pain and gain. There are so many things you want to tell your trainer during a session, but you never will.

1. Last week, I had pizza three days in a row. giphy (1)

2. Okay, I need a bikini-ready bod in two weeks. You need to make this happen.tumblr_mmwgd8azOA1rurrdqo6_500

3. I could hold this plank all day if you took your shirt off.shirt-off-o

4. Is this really necessary? I look like an idiot, and people are staring. You enjoy humiliating me, don’t you? You’re sick.you sick bastard

5. I swear to God I will fire your ass on the spot if you make me do burpees again. Byeeeee!tumblr_inline_mseyx4tgjc1s5jfp11

6. *Foam rolling* I hate you. I hate you with every fiber of my being. You are an awful human being. HELP! Somebody help me!giphy

7. Why can’t you get me abs like hers?not-fair

8. I’m going to smash that phone If you don’t stop texting.
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9. FML! I’m so hungover. I should’ve canceled.Screen Shot 2015-06-07 at 11.39.47 AM

10. Only 30 more seconds to go? 30 SECONDS? IS THIS SOME KIND OF JOKE?grf

11. Damn, you’re right. I do look good.105574-why-am-I-so-sexy-gif-Imgur-Mor-i1RC

12. HEY! HELLOOO! EARTH TO FABIO! STOP LOOKING AT HER! YOU LOOK AT ME! I PAY YOU TO LOOK AT ME!wD719

13. *Reading meal plan* I’d rather catch Ebola than eat another piece of chicken.Donotwant

14. Dude, can you not blow your dragon breath right in my face? Holy Halitosis!8cEn0rR

15. Don’t fart, don’t fart, don’t fart.anigif_enhanced-22876-1392949752-1

16. My boyfriend loves how flexible I am.giphy

17. Woah, buddy! I’m going to start charging you for sessions with those friendly hands of yours.tumblr_n3n3e0opvk1twrvw2o1_500

18. My boobs are shrinking but my stomach isn’t? What kind of black magic is this?KuYnnCS

19. Last night, my friends force-fed me Taco Bell….those bitches. I wish you were there to stop them.iyxQm

20. If I time it perfectly, I can just blame the fart on that dude over there. tumblr_inline_mo1w4z8q361qz4rgp

21. No! No! No! I can’t do this! GTFO OF MY LIFE!gtfo-eccbc87e4b5ce2fe28308fd9f2a7baf3-2720

22. Huh? Sorry, I was distracted because your biceps suddenly entered my field of vision. You’re going to have to demonstrate that exercise again.dat-booty

23. Five more reps? LOL. Are you volunteering to roll me around in a wheelchair for the next five days?oie_4zyb5jglm2vi

24. What do you mean only one glass of wine per night? You think I can just stop after one?giphy copy 2

25. I’m going to puke. I’m going to vomit all over your face.tumblr_lj9qjx46Ao1qixleeo1_500

26. Okay, maybe I can do this. I’m dramatic.Cv1Ta

27. Cool story, bro. Can we talk about me now?giphy copy

28. Aright, Gunnery Sergeant Hartman…say it, don’t spray it.krn08

29. I’ve gained three pounds. This is clearly all your fault.4117039

30. Breathe through it? Thanks for the great advice, pal.
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31. Can we please do more squats? I need a booty! I needed it yesterday!squidward_twerkin

32. Does this exercise even do anything? I don’t feel like I’m doing anything—HOLY SH*T! NEVERMIND…definitely feel that!serious

33. Satan has sent you here to torture me.tumblr_mynknd8qcU1qz9wlpo1_400

34. Would it be out of line if I ask to see your abs?

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35. What is this exercise? WTF AM I DOING?
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36. *End of foam rolling* I love you. I’m sending all my friends to you.EFOvv

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