Anyone who lives on planet Earth knows of the shredded, barely human, monster known as ‘The Rock’. We know him as a shredded buff dude that once was a WWE star, but why were we not aware that he has quite possibly the worst taste in music history? This guy must’ve hit his head with ‘A Rock’ because this is worse than his acting career.
It seems that despite our attempts to remove him from TV permanently, Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson has had success wherever he turns… but has it all come to an end?
In 2013, Forbes named him the top-grossing actor of 2013, his films collectively earning over $1.3 billion at the box office worldwide.
Will this new music fad ruin Mr. Johnson’s career immediately? Stay tuned.
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson is an icon in the bodybuilding community. But has he tarnished his name by openly confessing to liking Screamo? Or even worse, liking the terrible boy band known as Of Mice & Men?
The Rock has TERRIBLE taste in music
I don’t think even this man can come back from openly confessing to liking these guys. I mean COME ON. After seeing The Rock’s comment on twitter I spent 3 hours on YouTube trying to find ONE good song by this band. No luck yet.
Before we go any further, let’s take a look at the simple tweet that started this fiasco. Aaron Pauley tells the Rock he is excited to see his newest and upcoming movie. Sounds innocent right?
Well, maybe Aaron Pauley is blind because The Rock’s acting sucks. If it wasn’t for his incredible bod, and ever so charming smile the only acting he would be doing would be acting to be a different person to get double samples at Costco because he’d be homeless. Oh well, who am I to judge, let’s compliment him regardless as he embarks on a mission to ruin another childhood favorite, Jumanji.
Find out more about who this terrible band is on the next page…
Since I’m assuming all of you don’t have the slightest clue who ‘Of Mice & Men’ are. You asked for it, here is their most popular music video. Please turn the volume off and plug your ears.
If you are still with us after watching that horrendous video, let’s see if we can redeem The Rock.
Maybe Screamo IS the secret behind the muscle? Maybe if we forced ourselves for hours and hours a day to listen to such terrible music we would have the body of the Rock. To be honest I’d rather be fat and ugly than spend another minute of my life listening to this band again.
Being a fan of The Rock, at least a fan of his bodybuilding, we decided to dig a little deeper on The Rock’s Insta account and see if he has ever hinted at listening to anything other than the atrocity that is Screamo Music.
Fetty Wap? Migos? Dr.Dre? Okay, so maybe the rock isn’t as bad as we thought. Maybe we can give him another chance after all.
The Rock has been one of the greatest influences on bodybuilding of all time. His shredded body and vascularity have inspired us for years. Can we look past his little screamo slip-up and give him another chance? I’ll let you be the judge. Let’s just hope that he doesn’t start taking workout advice from the Screamo boys.