I don’t think I need to convince you to score yourself a fit chick. Guys, if you haven’t found your swolemat yet, don’t lose hope! She’s out there somewhere. And here are a few reasons why she is worth the wait.
1. Planning a date is simple. All you have to do is bring her to the gym.
2. She’s like the energizer bunny, which rubs off of you.
3. Buying her gifts is equally as easy: workout clothes and gym shoes.
4. You don’t have to rely on your bros; she can help move your furniture when your lease is up.
5. She is disciplined and one tough cookie. Instead of whining like a little bitch, she deals with it/handles her shit.
6. She’s hungry just as often as you. You’ll always have an eating companion.
7. She wears yoga pants, leggings, or spandex about 85% of the time.
8. She’s flexible 😉
9. She probably knows how and likes to cook.
10. She knows how to give a quality massage (and expects one in return). It’s a win-win.
11. You don’t have to carry her shopping bags or luggage. She’s perfectly capable, but it’s nice to be a gentleman.
12. She has no problem getting a little rough, whether it’s in the bedroom or challenging you to a playful wrestling match.
13. Men have butter fingers when unhooking a bra clasp. Luckily, she lives in a sports bra. So, you won’t have to worry about that.
14. It’s totally okay to brag about your new PR to her.
15. You’ll probably spend less time waiting around because she’s able to throw herself together and rush out the door.
16. She’s always at the gym, giving you plenty of time to bro out and play COD.
17. She motivates you to get your ass in the gym because there is a slight possibility she’ll grow stronger than you and outlift you one day.
18. You don’t have to open jars for her.
19. She’s confident in the bedroom.
20. If you get too drunk, she can carry you home.
21. She’ll be a huge ego boost when she notices and says something about your chest or arms looking bigger.
22. She’ll share her protein powder with you.
23. She won’t ask you stupid questions like, “Does this outfit make me look fat?”
24. Because she looks damn good, but that’s already obvious.
Time to find yourself a fit chick.