7 Creepy Exercise Videos That’ll Make You Say “WTF?”

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At one point or another, everyone hits a plateau. Starting a new routine or revamping your workouts to challenge your body is key but difficult. After all, we are creatures of habit. Switching it up takes time, dedication, and creativity. Well, allow me to introduce you to a few videos that get pretty creative with fitness. And by creative, I mean, straight up f*cking creepy.tumblr_n2wdq3sRre1rfduvxo1_500

Here Are 7 Creepy Exercise Videos That’ll Make You Say “WTF?”

1. The Marky Mark Workout

Bros, are you ready to get that Marky Mark dream bod? Ladies, Marky Mark isn’t leaving you out. His co-starring  “fly honeys” are there for the females to know that the exercises are compatible with them. You could cut the sexual tension in this video with a knife. And yes, his cousin’s name is “Jizz.”

2. Warm Up To Traci Lords

Traci Lords, former underage porn star, shows us her pelvic thrusting and rap skills. Yes, she raps throughout the entire video. Just when you think a softcore porno couldn’t get any better, it does.

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3. Un-workout With Dixie Carter

After getting your sweat on with Dixie Carter’s “Exorcise,” it’s time for a cool down. Spoiler alert: You’re going to sound like a human vibrator on a hardtop table. Dixie’s husband even advised her not to do this breathing exercise in public because “it ain’t pretty!”

4. “Take Anything You Want”

I’m not 100% sure, but this appears to be an all-in-one Rosetta Stone, self-defense, and workout video. So, just in case you ever get mugged in America, you’ll know some useful English phrases (that may just save your life) while building some boulder shoulders. Sweet?

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5. BodyFlex with Greer Childers

Not really sure if this is an exercise video or a sequel to The Exorcist, but it’s simultaneously hilarious and terrifying. This video claims to get rid of that double chin with exercises that resemble a cross between an asthma attack and seizure. The Federal Trade Commission eventually sued BodyFlex for false advertising. What???? No way!

 6. The Hawaii Chair

The Hawaii Chair claims to provide a “complete fat burning aerobic workout.” So, your boss shouldn’t mind decoding your chicken scratch handwriting on all those reports.

7. Mariko Takahashi’s Fitness Video For Being Appraised As An “Ex-fat Girl”

This is something that just cannot be explained. And don’t worry, you’re not tripping on shrooms. Indeed, those are poodles working out.

 Which one do you think is the funniest? Leave a comment below!

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